Rudy 9iu11ani to give Keynote Speech

9iu11ani all dolled up.

From Crooks and Liars:

"Notorious cross-dresser and miserable failure of a Presidential candidate, Rudy Giuliani, has been chosen to give the keynote speech in Minneapolis-St. Paul on Sept. 2.

For a good idea of what 9iu11ani will say, Click HERE."

Hey kids, try the Rudy 9iu11ani drinking game -

every time he mentions "9-11" take a sip of your beer.

You'll be drunk by the first half of the speech.